“PORTIA. A quarrel, ho,
already? What’s the matter? “GRATIANO.
About a hoop of gold, a paltry ring.” – “Merchant
of Venice.”
The events just narrated took place
on the 15th of August, and as Harley’s time
to fulfil his contract with Messrs. Herring, Beemer,
& Chadwick was growing very short—two weeks
is short shrift for an author with a book to write
for waiting presses, even with a willing and helpful
cast of characters—so I resolved not to
intrude upon him until he himself should summon me.
I knew myself, from bitter experience, how unwelcome
the most welcome of one’s friends can be at
busy hours, having had many a beautiful sketch absolutely
ruined by the untimely intrusion of those who wished
me well, so I resolutely kept myself away from his
den, although I was burning with curiosity to know
how he was getting on.
On occasions my curiosity would get
the better of my judgment, and I would endeavor, with
the aid of my own muses, to hold a moment’s chat
with Miss Andrews; but she eluded me. I couldn’t
find her at all— as, indeed, how should
I, since Harley had not taken me into his confidence
as to his intentions in the new story? He might
have laid the scene of it in Singapore, for aught
I knew, and, wander where I would in my fancy, I was
utterly unable to discover her whereabouts, until
one evening a very weird thing happened—a
thing so weird that I have been pinching myself with
great assiduity ever since in order to reassure myself
of my own existence. I had come home from a hard
day’s editorial work, had dined alone and comfortably,
and was stretched out at full length upon the low
divan that stands at the end of my workshop—the
delight of my weary bones and the envy of my friends,
who have never been able to find anywhere another exactly
like it. My cigar was between my lips, and above
my head, rising in a curling cloud to the ceiling,
was a mass of smoke. I am sure I was not dreaming,
although how else to account for it I do not know.
What happened, to put it briefly, was my sudden transportation
to a little mountain hotel not far from Lake George,
where I found myself sitting and talking to the woman
I had so futilely sought.
“How do you do?” said
she, pleasantly, as I materialized at her side.
“I am as well as a person can
be,” I replied, rubbing my eyes in confusion,
“who suddenly finds himself two hundred and fifty
miles away from the spot where, a half-hour before,
he had lain down to rest.”
Miss Andrews laughed. “You
see how it is yourself,” she said.
“See how what is myself?” I queried.
“To be the puppet of a person who—writes,”
she answered.
“And have I become that?” I asked.
“You have,” she smiled. “That’s
why you are here.”
The idea made me nervous, and I pinched
my arm to see whether I was there or not. The
result was not altogether reassuring. I never
felt the pinch, and, try as I would, I couldn’t
make myself feel it.
“Excuse me,” I said, “for
deviating a moment from the matter in hand, but have
you a hat-pin?”
“No,” she answered; “but
I have a brooch, if that will serve your purpose.
What do you want it for?”
“I wish to run it into my arm
for a moment,” I explained.
“It won’t help you any,”
she answered, smiling divinely. “I must
have a word with you; all the hat-pins in the world
shall not prevent me, now that you are here.”
“Well, wait a minute, I beg
of you,” I implored. “You intimated
a moment ago that I was a puppet in the hands of some
author. Whose? I’ve a reputation
to sustain, and shall not give myself up willingly,
unless I am sure that that person will not trifle with
my character.”
“Exactly my position,”
said she. “As I said, you can now understand
how it is yourself. But I will tell you in whose
hands you are now— you are in mine.
Surely if you had the right to send me tearing down
Bellevue Avenue at Newport behind a runaway horse,
and then pursue me in spirit to the Profile House,
I have the right to bring you here, and I have accordingly
done so.”
For a woman’s, her logic was
surprisingly convincing. She certainly had as
much right to trifle with my comfort as I had to trifle
with hers.
“You are right, Miss Andrews,”
I murmured, meekly. “Pray command me as
you will—and deal gently with the erring.”
“I will treat you far better
than you treated me,” she said. “So
have no fear—although I have been half minded
at times to revenge myself upon you for that runaway.
I could make you dreadfully uncomfortable, for when
I take my pen in hand my imagination in the direction
of the horrible is something awful. I shall be
merciful, however, for I believe in the realistic
idea, and I will merely make use of the power my pen
possesses over you to have you act precisely as you
would if you were actually here.”
“Then I am not here?” I queried.
“What do you think?’ she asked, archly.
I was about to say that if I weren’t,
I wished most heartily that I were; but I remembered
fortunately that it would never do for me to flirt
with Stuart Harley’s heroine, so I contented
myself with saying, boldly, “I don’t know
what to think.”
Miss Andrews looked at me for a moment,
and then, reaching out her hand, took mine, pressed
it, and relinquished it, saying, “You are a
loyal friend indeed.”
There was nothing flirtatious about
the act; it was a simple and highly pleasing acknowledgment
of my forbearance, and it made me somewhat more comfortable
than I had been at any time since my sudden transportation
through the air.
“You remember what I said to
you?” she resumed. “That I would
cease to rebel, whatsoever Mr. Harley asked me to
do, unless he insisted upon marrying me to a man I
did not love?”
“I do,” I replied.
“And, as far as I am aware, you have stuck by
your agreement. Stuart, I doubt not, has by this
time got ready for his finishing-touches.”
“Your surmise is correct,”
she answered, sadly; and then, with some spirit, she
added: “And they are finishing-touches
with a vengeance. I have been loyal to my word,
in spite of much discomfort. I have travelled
from pillar to post as meekly as a lamb, because it
fitted in with Stuart Harley’s convenience that
I should do so. He has taken me and my friend
Mrs. Willard to and through five different summer
resorts, where I have cut the figure he wished me to
cut without regard to my own feelings. I have
discussed all sorts of topics, of which in reality
I know nothing, to lend depth to his book. I
have snubbed men I really liked, and appeared to like
men I profoundly hated, for his sake. I have
wittingly endured peril for his sake, knowing of course
that ultimately he would get me out of danger; but
peril is peril just the same, and to that extent distracting
to the nerves. I have been upset in a canoe at
Bar Harbor, and lost on a mountain in Vermont.
I have sprained my ankle at Saratoga, and fainted
at a dance at Lenox; but no complaint have I uttered—not
even the suggestion of a rebellion have I given.
Once, I admit, I was disposed to resent his desire
that I should wear a certain costume, which he, man
as he is, could not see would be wofully unbecoming.
Authors have no business to touch on such things.
But I overcame the temptation to rebel, and to please
him wore a blue and pink shirt-waist with a floral
silk skirt at a garden-party—I suppose
he thought floral silk was appropriate to the garden;
nor did I even show my mortification to those about
me. Nothing was said in the book about its being
Stuart Harley’s taste; it must needs be set
down as mine; and while the pages of Harley’s
book contain no criticism of my costume, I know well
enough what all the other women thought about it.
Still, I stood it. I endured also without a
murmur the courtship and declaration of love of a perfect
booby of a man; that is to say, he was a booby in the
eyes of a woman—men might like him.
I presume that as Mr. Harley has chosen him to stand
for the hero of his book, he must admire him; but I
don’t, and haven’t, and sha’n’t.
Yet I have pretended to do so; and finally, when
he proposed marriage to me I meekly answered ‘yes,’
weeping in the bitterness of my spirit that my promise
bound me to do so; and Stuart Harley, noting those
tears, calls them tears of joy!”
“You needn’t have accepted
him,” I said, softly. “That wasn’t
part of the bargain.”
“Yes, it was,” she returned,
positively; “that is, I regarded it so, and
I must act according to my views of things. What
I promised was to follow his wishes in all things
save in marriage to a man I didn’t love.
Getting engaged is not getting married, and as he
wished me to get engaged, so I did, expecting of course
that the book would end there, as it ought to have
done, and that therefore no marriage would ever come
of the engagement.”
“Certainly the book should end
there, then,” said I. “You have kept
to the letter of your agreement, and nobly,”
I added, with enthusiasm, for I now saw what the poor
girl must have suffered. “Harley didn’t
try to go further, did he?”
“He did,” she said, her
voice trembling with emotion. “He set the
time and place for the wedding, issued the cards, provided
me with a trousseau—a trousseau based upon
his intuitions of what a trousseau ought to be, and
therefore about as satisfactory to a woman of taste
as that floral silk costume of the garden-party; he
engaged the organist, chose my bridesmaids—girls
I detested—and finally assembled the guests.
The groom was there at the chancel rail; Mr. Willard,
whom he had selected to give me away, was waiting outside
in the lobby, clad in his frock-coat, a flower in
his button-hole, and his arm ready for the bride to
lean on; the minister was behind the rail; the wedding-march
was sounding—”
“And you?” I cried, utterly
unable to contain myself longer.
“I was speeding past Yonkers
on the three-o’clock Saratoga express—
bound hither,” she answered, with a significant
toss of her head. “No one but yourself
knows where I am, and I have summoned you to explain
my action before you hear of it from him. I do
not wish to be misjudged. Stuart Harley had
his warning, but he chose to ignore it, and he can
get out of the difficulty he has brought upon himself
in his own way—possibly he will destroy
the whole book; but I wanted you to know that while
he did not keep the faith, I did.”
I suddenly realized the appalling
truth. My own weakness was responsible for it
all. I had not told Harley of my interview and
her promise, feeling that it was not necessary, and
fearing its effect upon his pride.
“I may add,” she said,
quietly, “that I am bitterly disappointed in
your friend. I was interested in him, and believed
in him. Most of my acts of rebellion—if
you can call me rebellious—were prompted
by my desire to keep him true to his creed; and I
will tell you what I have never told to another:
I regarded Stuart Harley almost as an ideal man,
but this has changed it all. If he was what I
thought him, he could not have acted with so little
conscience as to try to force this match upon me,
when he must have known that I did not love Henry
Dunning.”
“He didn’t know,” I said.
“He should have been sure before
providing for the ceremony, after hearing what I had
promised you I would and would not do,” said
Marguerite.
“But—I never told
him anything about your promise!” I shouted,
desperately. “He has done all this unwittingly.”
“Is that true? Didn’t
you tell him?” she cried, eagerly grasping my
hand.
Her manner left no doubt in my mind
as to who the hero of her choice would be—and
again I sighed to think that it was not I.
“As true as that I stand here,”
I said. “I never told him.”
She shrugged her shoulders.
“Oh, well, you know what I mean!”
I said, excitedly. “Wherever I do stand,
it’s as true as that I stand there.”
The phrase was awkward, but it fulfilled its purpose.
“Why didn’t you tell him?” she asked.
“Because I didn’t think
it necessary. Fact is,” I added, “I
had a sort of notion that if you married anybody in
one of Harley’s books, if Harley had his own
way it would be to the man who—who tells
the sto—”
A loud noise interrupted my remark
and I started up in alarm, and in an instant I found
myself back in my rooms in town once more. The
little mountain house near Lake George, with its interesting
and beautiful guest, had faded from sight, and I realized
that somebody was hammering with a stick upon my door.
“Hello there!” I cried. “What’s
wanted?”
“It’s I—Harley,” came
Stuart’s voice. “Let me in.”
I unlocked the door and he entered.
The brown of Barnegat had gone, and he was his broken
self again.
“Well,” I said, trying
to ignore his appearance, which really shocked me,
“how’s the book? Got it done?”
He sank into a chair with a groan.
“Hang the book!—it’s
all up with that; I’m going to Chadwick to-morrow
and call the thing off,” he said. “She
won’t work—two weeks’ steady
application gone for nothing.”
“Oh, come!” I said; “not as bad
as that.”
“Precisely as bad as that,”
he retorted. “What can a fellow do if
his heroine disappears as completely as if the earth
had opened and swallowed her up?”
“Gone?” I cried, with
difficulty repressing my desire to laugh.
“Completely—searched
high and low for her—no earthly use,”
he answered. “I can’t even imagine
where she is.”
“All of which, my dear Stuart,”
I said, adopting a superior tone for the moment, “shows
that an imagination that is worth something wouldn’t
be a bad possession for a realist, after all.
I know where your heroine is. She is at a little
mountain house near Lake George, and she has fled
there to escape your booby of a hero, whom you should
have known better than to force upon a girl like Marguerite
Andrews. You’re getting inartistic, my
dear boy. Sacrifice something to the American
girl, but don’t sacrifice your art. Just
because the aforesaid girl likes her stories to end
up with a wedding is no reason why you should try
to condemn your heroine to life-long misery.”
Stuart looked at me with a puzzled
expression for a full minute.
“How the deuce do you know anything
about it?” he asked.
I immediately enlightened him.
I told him every circumstance—even my
suspicion as to the hero of her heart, and it seemed
to please him.
“Won’t the story go if
you stop it with the engagement?” I asked, after
it was all over.
“Yes,” he said, thoughtfully.
“But I shall not publish it. If it was
all so distasteful to her as you say, I’d rather
destroy it.”
“Don’t do that,”
I said. “Change the heroine’s name,
and nobody but ourselves will ever be the wiser.”
“I never thought of that,” said he.
“That’s because you’ve no imagination,”
I retorted.
Stuart smiled. “It’s
a good idea, and I’ll do it; it won’t be
the truest realism, but I think I am entitled to the
leeway on one lapse,” he said.
“You are,” I rejoined.
“Lapse for the sake of realism. The man
who never lapses is not real. There never was
such a man. You might change that garden-party
costume too. If you can’t think of a better
combination than that, leave it to me. I’ll
write to my sister and ask her to design a decent
dress for that occasion.”
“Thanks,” said Stuart,
with a laugh. “I accept your offer; but,
I say, what was the name of the little mountain house
where you found her?”
“I don’t know,”
I replied. “You made such an infernal row
battering down my door that I came away in a hurry
and forgot to ask.”
“That is unfortunate,”
said Stuart. “I should have liked to go
up there for a while—she might help me
correct the proofs, you know.”
That’s what he said, but he
didn’t deceive me. He loved her, and I
began again to hope to gracious that Harley had not
deceived himself and me, and that Marguerite Andrews
was a bit of real life, and not a work of the imagination.
At any rate, Harley had an abiding
faith in her existence, for the following Monday night
he packed his case and set out for Lake George.
He was going to explore, he said.