LOVE-MAKING ON MARS
Following the battle with the air
ships, the community remained within the city for
several days, abandoning the homeward march until
they could feel reasonably assured that the ships would
not return; for to be caught on the open plains with
a cavalcade of chariots and children was far from
the desire of even so warlike a people as the green
Martians.
During our period of inactivity, Tars
Tarkas had instructed me in many of the customs and
arts of war familiar to the Tharks, including lessons
in riding and guiding the great beasts which bore
the warriors. These creatures, which are known
as thoats, are as dangerous and vicious as their masters,
but when once subdued are sufficiently tractable for
the purposes of the green Martians.
Two of these animals had fallen to
me from the warriors whose metal I wore, and in a
short time I could handle them quite as well as the
native warriors. The method was not at all complicated.
If the thoats did not respond with sufficient celerity
to the telepathic instructions of their riders they
were dealt a terrific blow between the ears with the
butt of a pistol, and if they showed fight this treatment
was continued until the brutes either were subdued,
or had unseated their riders.
In the latter case it became a life
and death struggle between the man and the beast.
If the former were quick enough with his pistol he
might live to ride again, though upon some other beast;
if not, his torn and mangled body was gathered up
by his women and burned in accordance with Tharkian
custom.
My experience with Woola determined
me to attempt the experiment of kindness in my treatment
of my thoats. First I taught them that they
could not unseat me, and even rapped them sharply between
the ears to impress upon them my authority and mastery.
Then, by degrees, I won their confidence in much
the same manner as I had adopted countless times with
my many mundane mounts. I was ever a good hand
with animals, and by inclination, as well as because
it brought more lasting and satisfactory results,
I was always kind and humane in my dealings with the
lower orders. I could take a human life, if
necessary, with far less compunction than that of a
poor, unreasoning, irresponsible brute.
In the course of a few days my thoats
were the wonder of the entire community. They
would follow me like dogs, rubbing their great snouts
against my body in awkward evidence of affection, and
respond to my every command with an alacrity and docility
which caused the Martian warriors to ascribe to me
the possession of some earthly power unknown on Mars.
“How have you bewitched them?”
asked Tars Tarkas one afternoon, when he had seen
me run my arm far between the great jaws of one of
my thoats which had wedged a piece of stone between
two of his teeth while feeding upon the moss-like
vegetation within our court yard.
“By kindness,” I replied.
“You see, Tars Tarkas, the softer sentiments
have their value, even to a warrior. In the height
of battle as well as upon the march I know that my
thoats will obey my every command, and therefore my
fighting efficiency is enhanced, and I am a better
warrior for the reason that I am a kind master.
Your other warriors would find it to the advantage
of themselves as well as of the community to adopt
my methods in this respect. Only a few days
since you, yourself, told me that these great brutes,
by the uncertainty of their tempers, often were the
means of turning victory into defeat, since, at a
crucial moment, they might elect to unseat and rend
their riders.”
“Show me how you accomplish
these results,” was Tars Tarkas’ only
rejoinder.
And so I explained as carefully as
I could the entire method of training I had adopted
with my beasts, and later he had me repeat it before
Lorquas Ptomel and the assembled warriors. That
moment marked the beginning of a new existence for
the poor thoats, and before I left the community of
Lorquas Ptomel I had the satisfaction of observing
a regiment of as tractable and docile mounts as one
might care to see. The effect on the precision
and celerity of the military movements was so remarkable
that Lorquas Ptomel presented me with a massive anklet
of gold from his own leg, as a sign of his appreciation
of my service to the horde.
On the seventh day following the battle
with the air craft we again took up the march toward
Thark, all probability of another attack being deemed
remote by Lorquas Ptomel.
During the days just preceding our
departure I had seen but little of Dejah Thoris, as
I had been kept very busy by Tars Tarkas with my lessons
in the art of Martian warfare, as well as in the training
of my thoats. The few times I had visited her
quarters she had been absent, walking upon the streets
with Sola, or investigating the buildings in the near
vicinity of the plaza. I had warned them against
venturing far from the plaza for fear of the great
white apes, whose ferocity I was only too well acquainted
with. However, since Woola accompanied them
on all their excursions, and as Sola was well armed,
there was comparatively little cause for fear.
On the evening before our departure
I saw them approaching along one of the great avenues
which lead into the plaza from the east. I advanced
to meet them, and telling Sola that I would take the
responsibility for Dejah Thoris’ safekeeping,
I directed her to return to her quarters on some trivial
errand. I liked and trusted Sola, but for some
reason I desired to be alone with Dejah Thoris, who
represented to me all that I had left behind upon Earth
in agreeable and congenial companionship. There
seemed bonds of mutual interest between us as powerful
as though we had been born under the same roof rather
than upon different planets, hurtling through space
some forty-eight million miles apart.
That she shared my sentiments in this
respect I was positive, for on my approach the look
of pitiful hopelessness left her sweet countenance
to be replaced by a smile of joyful welcome, as she
placed her little right hand upon my left shoulder
in true red Martian salute.
“Sarkoja told Sola that you
had become a true Thark,” she said, “and
that I would now see no more of you than of any of
the other warriors.”
“Sarkoja is a liar of the first
magnitude,” I replied, “notwithstanding
the proud claim of the Tharks to absolute verity.”
Dejah Thoris laughed.
“I knew that even though you
became a member of the community you would not cease
to be my friend; ’A warrior may change his metal,
but not his heart,’ as the saying is upon Barsoom.”
“I think they have been trying
to keep us apart,” she continued, “for
whenever you have been off duty one of the older women
of Tars Tarkas’ retinue has always arranged
to trump up some excuse to get Sola and me out of
sight. They have had me down in the pits below
the buildings helping them mix their awful radium powder,
and make their terrible projectiles. You know
that these have to be manufactured by artificial light,
as exposure to sunlight always results in an explosion.
You have noticed that their bullets explode when
they strike an object? Well, the opaque, outer
coating is broken by the impact, exposing a glass
cylinder, almost solid, in the forward end of which
is a minute particle of radium powder. The moment
the sunlight, even though diffused, strikes this powder
it explodes with a violence which nothing can withstand.
If you ever witness a night battle you will note
the absence of these explosions, while the morning
following the battle will be filled at sunrise with
the sharp detonations of exploding missiles fired the
preceding night. As a rule, however, non-exploding
projectiles are used at night.” [I have used
the word radium in describing this powder because
in the light of recent discoveries on Earth I believe
it to be a mixture of which radium is the base.
In Captain Carter’s manuscript it is mentioned
always by the name used in the written language of
Helium and is spelled in hieroglyphics which it would
be difficult and useless to reproduce.]
While I was much interested in Dejah
Thoris’ explanation of this wonderful adjunct
to Martian warfare, I was more concerned by the immediate
problem of their treatment of her. That they
were keeping her away from me was not a matter for
surprise, but that they should subject her to dangerous
and arduous labor filled me with rage.
“Have they ever subjected you
to cruelty and ignominy, Dejah Thoris?” I asked,
feeling the hot blood of my fighting ancestors leap
in my veins as I awaited her reply.
“Only in little ways, John Carter,”
she answered. “Nothing that can harm me
outside my pride. They know that I am the daughter
of ten thousand jeddaks, that I trace my ancestry
straight back without a break to the builder of the
first great waterway, and they, who do not even know
their own mothers, are jealous of me. At heart
they hate their horrid fates, and so wreak their poor
spite on me who stand for everything they have not,
and for all they most crave and never can attain.
Let us pity them, my chieftain, for even though we
die at their hands we can afford them pity, since we
are greater than they and they know it.”
Had I known the significance of those
words “my chieftain,” as applied by a
red Martian woman to a man, I should have had the
surprise of my life, but I did not know at that time,
nor for many months thereafter. Yes, I still
had much to learn upon Barsoom.
“I presume it is the better
part of wisdom that we bow to our fate with as good
grace as possible, Dejah Thoris; but I hope, nevertheless,
that I may be present the next time that any Martian,
green, red, pink, or violet, has the temerity to even
so much as frown on you, my princess.”
Dejah Thoris caught her breath at
my last words, and gazed upon me with dilated eyes
and quickening breath, and then, with an odd little
laugh, which brought roguish dimples to the corners
of her mouth, she shook her head and cried:
“What a child! A great
warrior and yet a stumbling little child.”
“What have I done now?” I asked, in sore
perplexity.
“Some day you shall know, John
Carter, if we live; but I may not tell you.
And I, the daughter of Mors Kajak, son of Tardos Mors,
have listened without anger,” she soliloquized
in conclusion.
Then she broke out again into one
of her gay, happy, laughing moods; joking with me
on my prowess as a Thark warrior as contrasted with
my soft heart and natural kindliness.
“I presume that should you accidentally
wound an enemy you would take him home and nurse him
back to health,” she laughed.
“That is precisely what we do
on Earth,” I answered. “At least
among civilized men.”
This made her laugh again. She
could not understand it, for, with all her tenderness
and womanly sweetness, she was still a Martian, and
to a Martian the only good enemy is a dead enemy; for
every dead foeman means so much more to divide between
those who live.
I was very curious to know what I
had said or done to cause her so much perturbation
a moment before and so I continued to importune her
to enlighten me.
“No,” she exclaimed, “it
is enough that you have said it and that I have listened.
And when you learn, John Carter, and if I be dead,
as likely I shall be ere the further moon has circled
Barsoom another twelve times, remember that I listened
and that I—smiled.”
It was all Greek to me, but the more
I begged her to explain the more positive became her
denials of my request, and, so, in very hopelessness,
I desisted.
Day had now given away to night and
as we wandered along the great avenue lighted by the
two moons of Barsoom, and with Earth looking down
upon us out of her luminous green eye, it seemed that
we were alone in the universe, and I, at least, was
content that it should be so.
The chill of the Martian night was
upon us, and removing my silks I threw them across
the shoulders of Dejah Thoris. As my arm rested
for an instant upon her I felt a thrill pass through
every fiber of my being such as contact with no other
mortal had even produced; and it seemed to me that
she had leaned slightly toward me, but of that I was
not sure. Only I knew that as my arm rested there
across her shoulders longer than the act of adjusting
the silk required she did not draw away, nor did she
speak. And so, in silence, we walked the surface
of a dying world, but in the breast of one of us at
least had been born that which is ever oldest, yet
ever new.
I loved Dejah Thoris. The touch
of my arm upon her naked shoulder had spoken to me
in words I would not mistake, and I knew that I had
loved her since the first moment that my eyes had met
hers that first time in the plaza of the dead city
of Korad.